i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
How's work?
Spinning.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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