Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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