nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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