Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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