Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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