Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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