I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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