i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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