i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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