R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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