pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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