do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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