Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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