I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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