I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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