I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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