i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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