thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I woke up under a house in Key West
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