i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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