At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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