Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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