i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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