evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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