yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
