i jhust puked up my retainher.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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