We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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