Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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