his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Randomize