is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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