very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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