she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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