I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
COCAINE IS GR8
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Randomize
