did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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