Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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