It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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