last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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