i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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