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say what?
wanna hang out?
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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