i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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