If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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