It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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