what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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