Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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