You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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