I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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