Acid is not a monday night drug
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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