FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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