so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
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