When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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