Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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