Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Randomize
