New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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