you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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