I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
