One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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